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The Horror at 37,000 Feet is a 1973 American supernatural horror television film directed by David Lowell Rich. The film stars Chuck Connors, Buddy Ebsen, Tammy Grimes, William Shatner, and Paul Winfield. It centers on hapless passengers and crew members plagued by demonic forces from within the baggage hold.
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Lake Whitney is a flood control reservoir on the main stem of the Brazos River in Texas. It is located on River Mile Marker 442 and controls drainage for 17,656 square miles (45,730Â km2) of Texas and parts of New Mexico. The reservoir encompasses a surface area of more than 23,500 acres (95Â km2) and 225 miles (362Â km) of shoreline. The area consists of rolling, tallgrass prairies; cedar trees; hardwood timber; and 100Â ft (30Â m) bluffs and rock points. Lake Whitney is also part of the Texas Lakes Trail Region of North Texas.
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