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Good Hope School is a girls' school in Hong Kong with primary and secondary sections, founded in 1954. It is conducted by Missionary Sisters of the Immaculate Conception (M.I.C.). It is located at the junction of Ngau Chi Wan Street and Clear Water Bay Road, on the hill in the eastern outskirt of Ngau Chi Wan.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Raja's Seat","displaytitle":"Raja's Seat","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7285373","titles":{"canonical":"Raja's_Seat","normalized":"Raja's Seat","display":"Raja's Seat"},"pageid":22993888,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Raja_seat_madikeri.JPG","width":273,"height":205},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Raja_seat_madikeri.JPG","width":273,"height":205},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270500290","tid":"20ce9828-d6a9-11ef-9dab-55da4c59f9e0","timestamp":"2025-01-19T21:05:36Z","description":"Site and tourist attraction in Madikeri, Karnataka, India","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":12.41442778,"lon":75.73693611},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja's_Seat","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja's_Seat?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja's_Seat?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Raja's_Seat"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja's_Seat","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Raja's_Seat","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja's_Seat?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Raja's_Seat"}},"extract":"Raja's Seat is a culturally significant site and tourist attraction in Madikeri of Coorg District. It is 270km away from Bangalore, the capital of Karnataka.","extract_html":"
Raja's Seat is a culturally significant site and tourist attraction in Madikeri of Coorg District. It is 270km away from Bangalore, the capital of Karnataka.
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