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Beverley Rose Abaya Dimacuha-Mariño is a Filipina politician currently serving as Mayor of Batangas City since 2016. Term limited as mayor in 2025, Dimacuha ran and won as House representative from Batangas's 5th district in the 2025 elections.
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