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1E 161348-5055.1, commonly shortened to 1E 161348-5055, is a neutron star found in the centre of RCW103 supernova remnant. It is a periodic X-ray source with a period of 6.67 hours. It is approximately 2000 years old. It is 10,000 light years away in the constellation Norma. Although once considered a central compact object, the observed bursts have caused it to be reclassified as either a magnetar or possibly an x-ray binary.
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